Sh*t My Husband Says

(Most likely to become a continuing series)

Notable husband quotes lately:

“I’m not saying I have a one track mind. But I am saying that there’s probably only two tracks, maybe three, tops.”

“I will keep ordering the 7 layer burrito at Taco Bell. I realize it was discontinued several years ago, but I am going to keep ordering it.”

“You may disagree, but I should have been a gangsta rap lyricist.”

“Is that Hugh Grant?” (Wrongly identifying actor Rami Malek in the stands in Wimbledon as we watched on TV. Clearly his brain stayed frozen in 1984, since Hugh Grant is now 64 years old.)

“I’d say my top candies are Lemonheads, Boston Baked Beans, Red Hots, and Chuckles.” (p.s. Okay, Boomer.)