These first two signs could be entitled “Tell me you live in a retirement community without telling me you live in a retirement community.” These are actual signs in the bathroom of my doctor’s office in Naples, Florida. There is one small bathroom right off the lobby, and apparently people were so confused between the storage closet and the door they just walked into, that the office staff needed to label the doors.
Next up is …
Finally, a gynecologist who gets it. You had me at “gentle”. Kudos to you, Dr. Amanda Kane, for using straightforward, simple marketing that actually works. Sign me up!
And lastly (courtesy of my friend Lisa):
I had to look these up because I wasn’t sure they were a real thing or just a marketing gimmick, but I can assure you they real. However, I am fairly certain you have to say, “Move bitch, get out the way …” every time you pick these.
On that note, I’m just going to roll out …