Chapter 19: Pets? Not So Much

I (probably) love your dog, I just don't want one.

I don’t really like pets.

Wow, I just became really unpopular with a lot of you, didn’t I? It’s not an easy thing to say; America is so obsessed with pets that it has almost become cult-like. Don’t believe me? Ever listen to people talk about their dogs? Those conversations could go on for hours if people were left to their own devices. I know because I’…