80's Picture of the Week: Crooked Bangs

If you’ve ever been the victim of a bad haircut right before school picture day, you may be entitled to compensation.

Okay to be fair I don’t think this was quite the 80’s; this was my first-grade school photo, so technically it was 1979. But close enough.

Um … again, some things to unwrap here. I am pretty sure this was a “holy shit, it’s school pictures tomorrow” moment the night before, which warranted a quick trip to the Pine Tree Mall’s Regis salon for a downright terrible haircut. I’ve seen better haircuts on my Barbie dolls. How no one could see that my bangs were incredibly crooked is beyond me. Not only that, there even appears to be some “underbang” (?) where some pieces weren’t even cut the same length as the others. I mean, help a girl out - I’ve clearly lost some baby teeth and am in that awkward in-between stage with only one adult front tooth. Plus for some reason I am wearing a god-awful cowlneck top which is really making me re-think my fashion choices. But other than that, it’s a total shitshow.

Happy Monday, everyone! Have a banger of a day.